Just so you know. . . I smell HOT!

Josh's five-year-old nephew, Ian, who lives upstairs from us, comes to hang out about once a week. He's a funny kid, and does and says funny things all the time. Josh is always saying that Ian has a little crush on me. The other day he brought a small branch of those helicoptor leaves, as a gift to me (like he was giving me flowers.) He even told Josh "This one leaf has red on it, like a rose. Make sure she gets that one."

Once, as I was leaving for church, Ian saw me out of his livingroom window. His mom told me he said "Mom! Where is Esther going? She looks soo beautiful!"

Last night he came over to watch Ninja Warrior. As he was sitting next to me he said "You smell hot." then touched my arm and said "Yep, you feel hot too." Josh asked "What does hot smell like?" I asked Ian if he was smelling my perfume. "Yeah." he said.

Josh looked over at Ian and said "Are you hitting on my wife dude?"